i used 2 swear i wuould nvr play a fucken call of duty game bc it represents ‘westernizing’ and also im a vegan & i am opposed to military powers. glad barrack obama is in office 2 represent CHANGE & that theres gonna be no more troopes in russia pretty soon.

but well yalls some times strivin 2 be a games journalists u have 2 do things u mite not necesarily like.

mite have 2 play a game that sucks like [????]

mite have 2 play a game that makes no sense like ‘canabant’

mite hav 2 start a BLOG abt ‘games as art’ or bananas in yr martinis

mite hav 2 write a heart felt essay abt how games made u cry and ‘share it’ on yr BLOG

even if it means ‘getting punched’ by yr roommate or posibly every1

mite hav 2 play batman even if american comics are stupid lol

mite hav 2 shoot ppl in a airport 2 discover ‘meaning’

mite hav 2 play co-op with yr roomates slutty gf and ‘get turned on’

so yalls i am here to report i played MODERN WAR FARE 2 or maybs its call of duty 2 modern warfare 2 cod4mw2 mwfcod: the beatles ????? lolol. srsly though i felt i needed 2 go on this journey for YOU THE GAMERS bc some thing u need 2 undrstand is that game journalist isnt about ‘what u like’

have 2 be ‘totally objective’

have to discover the 1 right opinoin

have 2 play everything so youll know what 2 put in yr ‘top 10’

plus yalls need 2 understand u cant beleive all the reviews out there. found out by ‘doin journalism’ that some times activision pays u to review their games. well they give u a ‘paid vacation’ & they bribe u with bathrobes & then they watch u play & if you start to write down smthin bad they make a STRIPPER come in to distract u

so pissed i wasnt invited to the ‘junket’

WE THE GAMERS deserv a voice

but dont worry yall i am here 2 protect and fight 4 u from the tainted world of  games writting by just givin u my honest 2c lol who can you trust?

u can trust me

when i say mw2 was ‘pretty good’

still thinkin about my roommates gf