well my fellow gamers i got some bad news for yall

it looks like our new president barck obama thaat we elected for CHANGE does not represent WE THE GAMERS after all. just knew it was only a mater of time before this hapened lol. u dint really believe a POLICITIAN could be on our side did u????

saw this link and it just made me rlly mad

http://kotaku.com/5291943/obama-maybe-not-so-gamer-friendly-after-all

y does the white house always have to discrmant against us gamers. y are policits always tryin 2 stop video games UR OLD GET W/THE FUTURE

cant beleive bary obama thinks u should ‘go outside’ or ‘be healthy’

DOESNT HE KNOW ABT WII FIT

feel disilusoined w/democracy

yall sorry my blog had to go on hiatus but im back showin my didcation to makin it in this world of games journalism. the reason i was gone is pretty complcaited, but hopefuly i can explain it in a few words if i may inpose on u guys for a moment of yr time.

some very srs things have happned in my life lately, i dunno i was feeling very enthusaistic leadin up to e3 just couldnt wait to ‘hear announcements’ ‘talk to a little boy in a tv’ and ‘read hard hitting jorunalism abt old porn stars.’ think this is the kinda stuff i should try harder 2 do

was just so exited i didnt know what to do w/myself. mom called alot bc she’s a MORON and was ‘worried abt me’ or whatever and she kept calling and thats not all.

i wrote a long email to mr dan hughes from the e3 association askin if i could get a press badge but he never write me back. OH OK NOW U TELL ME THERES A WAY FOR COMMUNTY-ORIANTED PRESS TO ‘APPLY THRU PROPER CHANNELS’ AND I COULD OF GONE TO E3 IF I ONLY ‘FILLED OUT A WEB SITE.’ now its 2 late but neways

then my roommate broke my fucken wii playing ea sports active so he can ‘look good for cokehead girls’ and it caused a big fight. was feelin pretty mad at women too cuz my mom doesn’t ‘get me’ and been reading some nternet forums that make me wonder if girls are just ‘here on this earth’ 2 ‘jump on wii fit boards’ or ‘make babys’ and just felt the need 2 escape.

used google maps to calculate it would only take me 5 weeks of non stop biking to get 2 e3 all on my own. thought i could ‘get out of the house’ or mayb ‘talk to some ppl’ on the way and ‘have a meaningful adventure’ or ‘not get punched by my roommate.’

felt the long trip would give me plenty of time 2 ‘cry abt my dad’.

felt i would have plenty of time 2 ‘think abt philosophy’ or maybe sartre.

felt mayb i could find a ‘discrete incounter’ in a truck stop town with a aging broad who sells herself and finaly ‘answer my questions abt women’ and ‘not be a virgin nemore.’

well every1 i went only abt 20 miles before i saw ‘the cops’ and ‘a ambulance’ that apparently my stupid mom called them OMG and it was rlly upsetting 2 have ‘the man’ trying 2 ‘talk me down’ or ‘put a blanket on me’ or ‘tase me.’

dont rlly wanna talk abt what hapened after that

now i understand movies like ‘girl interrupted’

now i undrstand what is the prob w/’state hospitals’

still didnt get 2 go to e3

didnt get to ‘be drunk on a podcast and then be rlly sorry abt it’

didnt get to ‘do kareoke w/batman’

didnt get to ‘cheer like its a sports game during sony’

didnt get 2 meet my heros like kyle orland who creasted games journalism

didnt get 2 take akward pix w/booth babes

felt rlly marginalized.

felt rlly powerles.

now im back home and my dad bought me a new wii so i dont have to worry about gettin 2 play metroid other m and i only have to see dr klein 2x per week and my roommate is bein nice by ‘ignoring me’ and i got a new band of horses cd and feelin ‘more relevant again’

just wanted to thank yall the LOYAL READERS 4 comin w/me on this ‘meaningful journey.’ feel really ‘transformed’ n shit

gonna be bringin u the best games blog on the web

gonna be climin the ladder of games jornalism instead of just ‘fanasizing about it on GAF’

believin in cultural legitimacy

belongin 2 the brainyspere

postin shit on forums

shopping animated gifs of garnet lee

lookin at screenshots

livin the life

the life to live

stayin alive

stayin alive.

so mad rite now

i watied like a million yrs for theif 4 to come out. finally it comes out and its THI4F

the simpel fact im so anoyed with this liscence plate bull shit is totaly ruineing this annoucement. i cant thing abt any thing els but THI4F

shoulda done THI3F when theif 3 came out EDIOS

or should i say SQUARE EIDOS

or mayb SQUARE EDIOTS

3idos

31D05

JUST LOOK AT THIS DUDE BOBBY KOTICK. makes me so mad rite now. think this is him in his castel w/a woman whos probs suposed 2 b a ‘journalist’ but looks like a ‘rlly big fan’ or mayb his ‘mistres.’

they think they ROCK like guitair hero arrowsmith ROCKS. h8 old ppl tryin 2b ‘cool.’

glad theres not gonna b ‘guitar hero sparklehorse’

found a gr8 new web site. since these guys are knew at it i figured id helpem out. 1 thing i love aboout doin games journalims on here is its a gr8 comunnity of ppl ‘mentoring each other’ ‘talking 2 stangers on AIM’ and sometimes ‘fappin 2 forums 2gether.’

neways! this site is called activison sucks and its really about smth i beleieve in which is bringing down corporate greed. WE THE GAMERS have had enough of companies just tryin 2 make money and ‘sell us products’, ugh just so sick of corporate greed right now.

h8 activision dude. like to write ‘ATVI’ bc it emfasizes how much they are ‘corporate’ and ‘only care about raising their share price’ 4 some dudes in suits called ‘investors.’ those guys ARNT EVEN GAMERS ITS SUCH BULLSHIT.

rlly admire this guy makeing this web site. feel like he believes in ‘making a difference’ the way i do. mayb he wanna do a digg petition together and mayb get 500 diggs. this could be our ‘big break’ into ‘living our dream’ of ‘making a difference’ and ‘gettin 2 go to e3.’

kinda cant wait 4 transormers. too bad its gonna suck. im a pissed off gamer, come on activision just need a lil integrty form u.

just realized some1 followin me on here on tumbler is none other than BRADON BOYER from the video game web site off world.

dont rlly ‘get’ offworld, think it might b abt ‘games as art’ or ‘indie’ or ‘animal colelctive’ or ‘kitty boos.’

but mr brandn boyer is a important guy yall. feelin pretty exited abt him waching me

if u could link me on off world mr boyer i will return the favor by encraging my reader ship 2 check out yr blog too. every1 go check out off world yall!!

gettin closer 2 my dreams….

this is just a rlly grate day

many interesting SHOCK MOVES hapnin in games journalism industry today. first atari lost the rights to ghotsbusters. then ncsoft suied richard garoit (dunno who that is lol i think hes a astrnaut)

this has gotta be the craziest time of year just priore to e3

workin really hard 2 get good at games journalims before e3 so i can bring u the reporting. think its important 2 get the honest opinoins and the simple 2c of just 1 gamer like u.

learned alot 2day so far yall. when smth pop up in my rss feeder i just kinda copy it real fast from anoyther site lol. as long as u link back 2 wherevs u got it its ok. ok heres how it works its like a giant game of TELEPHONE

i remember that game lol it was fun. some1 whisper somthing in yr ear and when it gets around the circle it doesnt even sound like what it started out as nemore. awesome.

speed is of the essence

got 2 keep on reachin 4 the sky

i beleive in my dreams…

ffshrine is down

not alot of e3 ‘leaks’ yet

what if theres no good announcements need 2 start hearin some leaks & rumors

thinkin i need to get over there myself to bring u my 2c from the show floor. ne1 else think it would be good to have we the gamers rpreesented @ e3.

cant sleep right now lookin 4 announcemnts.

or mayb leaks.

ne1 ever wondr why ass holes say games arent art. like roger ebert

if i ever meet roger ebert im gonna either ‘punch his face in’ or have a ‘reasond and proer repsectful discussion’ with him, dunno yet lol

right now i just wanna yell in his face WOLVERINE IS NOT ART

went to wolverine w/my roomate. ended up getting punched for playing final fantasy crystal chronicals ring of fates on my DS during it. had to turn up the volume to here cherlinka cryin abt her brother WELL SORRY IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME hugh jackman crying abt his brother or his cousin dont rlly like american comics.

my arm still hurts lol, just get rlly mad at ‘jocks’ laot

someday ill get u back for this roger ebert

for the sake of yuri too

need 2 go cry abt this for a lil

herd square enix is making a MYSPACE game

wonder if it will have sephiroth

wtf myspace

ne1 else sick of hearin mobil gaming is ‘the future’

UM EXCUSE ME LOL I HAVE A DS.

i think iphones are rlly kewl, but my dad hasnt replyed to the email i sent him asking him to lend me the money to buy 1. my roomate got a iphone but all he plays on it is stupid casual gaming

need 2 get silent hill and metal gear on the iphone

otherwise i dont care about it

y do devlopes waste thier time on mobile phone iphne gaming. just a lot of shovelware to me lol.

don wanna see execs dance @ e3.

when we getting wii hd?

ff7 remake

want a fucken filet of fish so bad right now O_O

just feel a lil worried abt e3

need 2 hear ‘big announcements’ but what if its just LOL MORE CAUSAL GAMES U CAN PLAY IN THE MOVIES W/YR MOM.

what if its just more stupid products U CAN DOWNLOAD

what if its just more ghei hardware that has a sattelite or somethin

what if a embarassing popstar gets on the stage

what if execs dance

havent felt like this since my mom took me 2 dr. krauss as a kid

didnt like him.