thought deus ex was a pc game…. 

hi yall sorry i didnt blog here for a while i have been MAD bizzay gearing up 2 e3 in the los angeles convetion center in 2 weeks from now. feelin pretty nervous abt coverin my first e3 so i decide to get a head start on makin my apointments w/ppl on the show floor of e3 

feel like im goeff kehighly lol 

good news i already got a appt with plantronics gamer head sets and a nyko booth tour. dont know what those really are lol so i decided 2 do my research. found this pic: 

thats gonna be me in the front yall r u jealous/??? 

well dont worry i represent u on the ground gonan bring all the info on perpirephals to u the gamers. hope my shouldar touches this girls leg. 

i compoised a proffesional email to the plantronics gaming headsets people bc i wanted to hear about their siute of products on offer in preparation for my news blog interview feature im planning 2 bring you right here at this website. 

luckally they were so impressed by my demeonar and enterprinal journalist spirit that they will PAY FOR MY E3 HOTEL and i am also supposably getting a vip badg to a cocktale hour. 

yall i cant describe this feeling…

feel like my dreams are coming true….

going in the convention center will be like going in a moms womb to be born,…

well yall since LA Noire hit a shelf we have an important decision to make (we the gamers)…

what is the best detective game

need 2 decide which one u like best.

ok heres your choices deadley premontion, la niora, heavy rain and alan wake u can only pick 1.

all i really got from heavy rain was i was trying to solve a missing son when derick came in and made fun of me for swivaling my thumbs around in a gross way i cant help it thats just how u play

alan wake more like ALAN WEAK amirite lol???!

that means its down to la noire or deadly prem. for me deadly premontion is better since it was made in japan and has creativity. but la noir has the guy from mad men (????) and interoggans (i think, i still cant buy it yet lol)

which is better

we the gamers must decide

apparently ppl out there think a pokemon is sexy

feelin confused abt gardevior right now…

who made this

what the fuck

yall im scared what will happen if i type in ‘mawile porno’

am i a ‘furry’ now lol

ever notice how every1 in video games is either white or an alien like a blue lesbian lol

feelin like rpgs solve this problem because in final fantasy no one is realy anything just some stuff tetsou noruma made up

i read abt how every1 in an anime is japanese and thats why their hair is wierd colors because other wise u cant tell japanese ppl apart… wondering if this is true for rpgs…

WHO EVER WROTE THAT NEVER SAW AZUMANGIA DOIAH I GUESS LOL

come on games industry just need more diversity from u…

just read something abt ‘white priviledge’

wondering wether to type something on neogaf now lol

hi yall are you tired of games that is just shooting, well i am.

tired of punching ur way thru a ‘liner narrative’.

tired of a sexism and violence against every1.

well then i have a game for u it’s called LA Niore form the makers of GTA exept dont worry its not violent like that so if u dont like the violence & sexim of gta (unlike me lol) u can still palay it & have a pertty good time. its based on FILM NOIRE thats why its called LA NOIRE.

la niora is a highly story-based game where u read faces & take the roll of a holly wood detective. it will save the future of gaming with its attention to nartives and inter personals. it seems very interesting i cant wait 2 play it

feel worried about how u can have a meaningful progression w/o stats like STR and INT

feel like maybe i dont want faces 2 look too real (is this an uncanney valley)

feel like a hero needs a sword

maybe i wont try la noira

found out i was not invited to a week of free preveiws in LA about e3

things u get:

free copys of LA noire

a sledding vacation

being on top chef

execs presentations [????]

a exclusive hadns-on demo under embargeo of [???]

dont understand why pubic relations has to discrimate against we the GAMERS. jaded games journalists eating free cocktails with konami prob not even applausing what they see. we the gamers deserve some1 on the groudn who is just 1 of us

this industry is so corrupt i dont know how i will ever make a diffrence

will dick wolves be coming to e3

just dont wanna deal with it

ok yalls maybe u dont really know what goes down on the floor at e3 evrey year but thats y u read games jouranlism: so i can tell u what announcements/leaks/hardwares and expectations you should be looking 4ward to in the STAPALS CENTRE with bobby koteck and goeff keiley.

i might not b the smarterst up n comin writer on games out there. might not be the most knowlideable on the gamesindustry. might not have all the games that the kotakus and giant bombers get. might not be on metacritic (yet lol!!). might not have a robot at my office like destractoid. might not hae an office (lol).

BIT THIS YEAR IM GOIN 2 E3 yall (long storry but i got my BAGDGE!!!!!) in order 2 afford my plane ticket i sold many things: my killscreen magazines. my masahiro sarukai autograph. my k-on blurays. my mom’s ativans. but now i finaly made it thru the rain i worked my way up to this dream im finally fulfiling to go to e3 and bring u everything live from the show floor for u by gamerz 4 gamerz.

might be just 1 fan but i can still bring a useful prospective…

just 1 gamer can make a diffrence…

maybe just 1 gamer can brake through all the noise and contractory bullshit coming form the giant bombs and CAKETAKU and joqsticks and dorstoids and gamestops and IGN [more like dont even tryGN am irite]….

so i dont have any ‘qualifactions’ but i can still bring yall the truth from e3… u desrve it. we all deserve it.

anyway my predictoins are new nintendo cafe, more detials on sonys new ngp, lots of stuff form the 3rd partys out there, more dancse games bc those are populare. hopin 4 news on last gaurdian stuff like that is still up in the air. i know not every1 can pay attentioin to news headlins out there for a year like i did to bring u these perdections

u might not guess that modarn warfare 3 has coming out this fall

u might not guess sony should talk about its new portable

u might not guess sony is fighting a ‘pr war’…

dont worry ill bring u everything BY GAMERS FOR GAMERZ

rise young boy & emrbace the fire of legend

hi yall me again just doin some thinkin

anyone notice how latley theres less games from japan

i reaserched it and it seems the japan game industries running out of money maybe thats why theres so many years btween final fantasy games lol

will a new final fantasy be announced at e3 and will it have randome encounters and a lot of sidequests liek a spear in a chest

if more ppl payed for ff14 maybe they would relese it faster

is the modern rpg racest against japan, feelin worried abt this i wanna say rite now just bc im sensitve guy who cares abt issues of a spiriatual nature does not mean u should hate me at the mall and just bc i have a DS on the buss doesn’t mean u should be whispernig/pointing/laughing u fuckers

the problem w/games jouialism is ppl complaing about sex against women or black men like takeing place at a border house [????] but the real victom is JAPAN

send money for earth quake relief/ff15 devlopment yall

2day i spiked my hair up like tidus

feelin anxious re e3 again

what if all the announcemets are just soicial networks/infographix

what if execs dance to lady gaga

part of me want 2 go to 7-11 to buy a bag of bugles and par of me is afraid i will see a farm ville cup again and i will have another problem or whta my mom called ‘episode’

fuck u

hey yall its me again is it just me or is something wrong with the ps3 network i cant get on it

attention yalls u might not have heard yet but the playstation  network has been HACKED, about 75 million ppl got their credit car stolen. xcept the jokes on u snoy, i don’t have a credit card well its a long story lol

basically when i was in highschool i met a girl on myspace, she had mad keut pics and liked every thing i like (VIDEO GAMES duh lol), we lauched in to a correspondance and befor u know it we were chatting every day. she sent me stickrs of the world ends w/you (aka TWEWEY) & i sent her my korea boot legs of cowboy beebop on vcd

form the very 1st time i called her on the phone we begin chatting every day some times for hours in a time. at the time i still lived with DERRICK my shit head room mate remember that bro (instead of my mom like now wich is another loooong storry)

didnt realize the phone bill well after derrick saw a few of the charges i had to get my own line in my own name

and so and then i called her on my own line in my room, hrs & hrs of talking then there was $543.49 in charges at wich point i found out she was 47 and a mom of 3 kids 1 was my age and she had a historectemy and 2 divroces and ALSO her pics was intirely fakes and if that wasnt bad enough she was fat

i said ‘f*** this sh****te iam not payeing this bill’ lol so then my credit was unfairly rueined

when i need 2 buy stuff on psn i use my dads credit card due to his guilt abt me

maybe his got stolen he might not notice my dad is kind of welthy but hasnt boughten me a 3ds yet he says if he does i wont have an inentive to be upworldly mobile

i said ‘dad mobile is a huge bubble’

he said ‘what r u talking about son’

just kidding i just thought it woud be funny if i had realy said that 2 him lol but srsly i hope he get his credit card stolen what a dick

neways braking news yall delete yr credit cards and sign off of your ps3network card acounts because of hackers u heard it here! —me lol

portal 2 was pretty good even though why was the brittish office guy on there lol

i finailly remembred the pass word to this blog site y’all

for awihle i felt like i lost my motivatoin to purse my dream of games journalist. for awhile it seemed like there were like a 1000 blogs out there. so many voices 2 b heard… i was just 1 among the many. a singal star in a spiralling drifting land scape of beautiflal symphony this life

all of us feeling… believing… a game can make u feel somehting more. still believe a game can make u cry.

i got srs writters’ block at one point on this essay i was writting on the magic of  (???? i forget lol)

now im back to whats important and u know what that is… look at your calender thats RIGHT e3 is comeing again

this seems shaped up to be a promisen one yall. arleady theres been alot of leaks such as the new NINTENDO CAFE. i think its a place where u bring yr friend code and can play ipad 2 games lol

analyzing the cafe. what culd it mean for being called that. a cafe brings u 2gether… a video game can bring u together… maybe the new nintendo will finaly have multiplayer LOL

haha lol